A New Wishlist of Tweaks
As the session begins, the doctor greets Ms. Jennifer and braces for her next round of requests:
Doctor: “Alright, Ms. Jennifer, what are we doing next?”
Jennifer: “No more boxy shapes—think more like a rounded martabak pancake. And my nose: I want it sharp and lifted, like an umbrella. One side’s already been over‑plucked. I’m just afraid it might slip or fall. Please remove everything I had hooked on last time. Honestly, though, I still feel it’s not enough—never grateful enough, never praying enough, just never enough, doc.”
Jennifer’s self‑critique mixes beauty jargon (“rounded martabak eyebrows,” “umbrella nose”) with personal anxieties about perfection and faithfulness.
Endless Customizations—and the Budget Question
The doctor, amused, presses on:
Doctor: “So what else do you want modified? LED eyebrows? A forehead extension?
Jennifer: “My lips are still too thin—I want that Liodra Giting look.”
Jennifer (cont’d): “Also, doc, do you have any affordable packages? I’ve nearly drained my savings.”
Here, “Liodra Giting” likely refers to a local celebrity known for plush lips. Jennifer’s mixture of pop‑culture references and budget concerns highlights the modern beauty dilemma: chasing celebrity looks, yet watching the wallet.
“The ‘Burik to Beautiful’ Package”
The clinic rolls out its entry‑level deal:
Doctor: “We do have our ‘From Plain to Pretty’ package starting at just 200 thousand rupiah—complete with a slotback (overnight rest) and bottled tea. But the injections use—how shall I say—‘baso‑skewer’ syringes.”
Jennifer: “Wait, what’s the difference, doc?”
Doctor: “Your lips will stay plump for life.”
This whimsical pricing plan (“200 thousand rupiah plus bottled tea”) and the homemade‑sounding “meatball‑skewer syringe” line underscore the absurd side of budget cosmetic offers.
Locking in a 3 AM Procedure
Finally, Jennifer schedules her appointment:
Jennifer: “Okay, see you tomorrow for the 3 AM procedure—right after I hit the club.”
Doctor: “Sure thing. Thanks!”
Doctor (to assistant): “See—that chin’s already sagging. Alia, fetch my iPhone and some duct tape.”
Even at the end, the dialogue circles back to maintenance: catching the sag, taping it up, and moving on to the next tweak.
Conclusion
This rapid back‑and‑forth paints a vivid—and hilariously over‑the‑top—portrait of today’s cosmetic‑obsessed culture. From “martabak eyebrows” to “umbrella noses” and lip packages that include bottled tea, Ms. Jennifer’s journey reminds us that the quest for perfection can be as comical as it is relentless.